Monday, February 23, 2009

Corona with a twist of lime

"So we were just having coffee…"

"Wait a second, you said you were in the lab all afternoon and evening yesterday, so this coffee…?"

"I knew you would not miss that; it was over breakfast!"

"Alright dude! I knew you would eventually reach the finish line!"

"Wo to theek hai, but you won't believe what she said…"

"You mean when you told her that the only reason you were going out with her was because you wanted to get closer to her hot friend?"

"Are you nuts, there is no way I'm gonna tell her that! She actually looked me in the eye and said those three words"

"Uh oh! And you are not serious at all? I mean your scheming date with her was two months ago; I assumed that you had feelings for her now…"

"Well, not really…I mean she is not bad, but I don't feel anything special for her…by the way, I contacted that hotter friend of hers, and we did go out; she moved to Toledo that's all"

"So you broke that off, then it is fine na…just forget her, and keep it going with this chick!"

"Dude, you remember that Epidemiological conference I went to last weekend?"

"Yeah sure, the one with…oh…you mean….Toledo?"

"Yeah, it was a great weekend!"

"Okay, so now what? Which one?"

"Right now, I don't know; all I know is that I'm feeling guilty because this chick says she loves me…and I don't feel it for her"

"Are you sure she really loves you?"

"Come on yaar, only guys say that line without meaning it"

"Well…I just think you have no reason to feel guilty"

"Yeah? Why?"

"Remember that weekend last month when your 'I love you' girl went to meet her parents in Vermont?"

"Yeah sure, she even called me from there"

"Her parents are dead, and it cannot be a coincidence that the college soccer team went to Vermont that same weekend; and that her ex was on that team…honestly I can't believe you did not connect the dots soon enough"

"Oh, then I need not feel guilty I guess…"

"Only of sheer naivete, chal let's order our beers now"

9 comments:

buddy said...

haha.
i like!

maxdavinci said...

haha good ol corona eh!

i likey...

Liberal said...

@buddy: Thanks
@maxdavinci: sometimes u need old skool like corona!

Anonymous said...

ha haha..A nice one..

sthitapragnya said...

ROFL!! How casual!! :P

kusublakki said...

i like the title of your post a lot..and nice post :)

Liberal said...

@sthitapragnya: It was a casual take on things...a bit exaggerated, i admit

@kusublakki: thanks

Idling in Top Gear said...

Nice. Reminds me of a friend of mine who has made the mistake of dating a friend of the girl he actually wants to date, and that too, 3 times! And all 3 times, he ended up actually liking the girl!

rambuna said...

creative!!