The things we say whilst in a relationship but don't really mean
- "Yes, you were the first."
- "Yes, you are the last."
- "Trust me, they're big enough." (Actually this does work both ways!) (I am getting a FRIENDS flashback.)
- "Of course I noticed the new earrings."
- "She was just a crush."
- "You are right. I didn't know what I was thinking."
- "I never understood (insert random topic) until I discussed it with you."
- "Of course I can cancel beer with the guys."
- "I was thinking about you."
- "I think sports are pedestrian."
- "I don't read action novels, I'm more into non-fiction political journalistic writings."
- "I think sex is overrated; we should get to know each other first."
- "Sex is best when you're in love."
- "I was stuck in traffic."
- "I was at (insert random friend)'s house."
- "I hate shopping, but with you, somehow, it is fun."
- "I don't know her."
- "Seriously, I mean it, I don't know her."
- "Your mom is wonderful."
- "You're right, your dad is the best man I know."
You guys are welcome to add more.
10 comments:
i love you. no really.
experience?
@buddy
I believe you...;)
@max
Aamaa daa...konjum experience...konjum extrapolation...konjum fabrication!
Shit...ROFL :D...nice man :)
a little sexist, a little cliched, but a lot of truth! :)
how old are you??
@choco
Thanks
@Sneha
Come on...comedy has to be on the edge of the line of political correctness (which is the elevation of sensitivity over truth)!
@Ran
Old enough to be pragmatic about relationships, not that old that I am cynical. Thanks for visiting.
how abt a simple "yes" tht Doesnt mean u agree but meant to b
I remember your birthday, aniversary and all important dates in our lives, trust me I do.
@rational
Nice one
@Perception
That's a lie too, but not one that we can maintain for too long because we give ourselves away too easily
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